Zen and the Art of Zoom and Meaningful Meeting Maintenance
In a digital conversation: in these most exalted gatherings,
will I look training wheels in these my paltry frameworks?
103% of all zoom meetings, explained
Societal behavior yet to be turned meaningful, networked agency.
Prominent thought inside each and every participants mind:
- Will I look fat in these sweatpants?
- Yes. No problem at all, since no one cares about anyone else.
There. Sorted.
TEH. LIST :
Celestial Emporium of Convivial Tasks, To Be Automagically
Sorted Inside Meaningful Zoom Meetings
- Handling animals and accountants that belong to the emperor
- Dealing with stuffy tasks, tasks that smells faintly of mothballs
- Performing according to the instructions from the HR department
- Tasks that whenever you approach them, tend to squirm and/or run away
- Unicorns, mermaids and other tasks related to startups
- Tasks with fantabulousness as the strategic outcome
- Handling stray dogs, docs and other types of clients
- Miscellany
- Tasks which will tax your ability to remain sane
- Things including exactly one gazillion additional details
- Projects outlined with a very broad brush
- …oh, yes, and there’s this other thing…
- Efforts that valiantly tries to pre-empt things going kaput
Here’s the full report. Careful though, it will set you back 29 mins that you will never get back.