Zen and the Art of Zoom and Meaningful Meeting Maintenance

John Kellden
2 min readApr 29, 2020

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In a digital conversation: in these most exalted gatherings,
will I look training wheels in these my paltry frameworks?

103% of all zoom meetings, explained

Societal behavior yet to be turned meaningful, networked agency.
Prominent thought inside each and every participants mind:

- Will I look fat in these sweatpants?

- Yes. No problem at all, since no one cares about anyone else.

There. Sorted.

TEH. LIST :

Celestial Emporium of Convivial Tasks, To Be Automagically
Sorted Inside Meaningful Zoom Meetings

  1. Handling animals and accountants that belong to the emperor
  2. Dealing with stuffy tasks, tasks that smells faintly of mothballs
  3. Performing according to the instructions from the HR department
  4. Tasks that whenever you approach them, tend to squirm and/or run away
  5. Unicorns, mermaids and other tasks related to startups
  6. Tasks with fantabulousness as the strategic outcome
  7. Handling stray dogs, docs and other types of clients
  8. Miscellany
  9. Tasks which will tax your ability to remain sane
  10. Things including exactly one gazillion additional details
  11. Projects outlined with a very broad brush
  12. …oh, yes, and there’s this other thing…
  13. Efforts that valiantly tries to pre-empt things going kaput

Here’s the full report. Careful though, it will set you back 29 mins that you will never get back.

Corner of Monkey Mind & Open, evolving, participatory inquiry graphs.

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John Kellden
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